Iran Thinks You’re Fat!
August 5th, 2009
It’s interesting to watch the interplay between enemy nations. In the cold war, we worked extremely hard to build a strong hockey program and beat the Russians. We eventually pulled off the “Miracle on Ice” and made history.
Today, the role of the evil enemy nation is played by Iran and we have been working equally hard preparing for the imminent battle. But, I’m pretty sure they don’t play hockey, so, from the looks of this Tehran Times piece, I think we should challenge them to a duel; either a hot dog eating contest at Coney Island or an international Biggest Loser contest simulcast on NBC and Al Jazeera. Seriously, do you think they could down 68 hot dogs in 10 minutes? Not a chance! And, look at the report. We would be so much bigger losers than they could ever dream of being.
What better way is there to demonstrate our moral superiority as a country?
p.s. The picture was taken from their story. The file was named “11_American.” What a fantastic image we’ve built for ourselves around the globe!
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