Nesquik = Happiness, aahhhh :)
June 6th, 2009
Thousands of years ago, Aristotle pondered the meaning of happiness in his Nicomachean Ethics. He wrote, “Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence.” If only he would have had Nesquik because it turns out that, “Happiness is as easy as Nesquik.”
In fact, it’s so easy that all you have to do is go to their web site where “Happiness Is Reserved For You.” Just click on “Find It” and all of you life’s problems will be solved…until you click on the “Health & Nutrition” tab on the next page.
Granted, 3 Musketeers set the bar for absurd health claims in a sugar laden product’s ad pretty high yesterday, but not to be outdone Nesquik’s site proclaims, “Healthy Lifestyles and Chocolate Milk Go Great Together.”
Listed on the same page as that fantastically contrary quote, you can find recipes for Amaretto Fudge Cappuccino, Roxanne C.’s Banana Split Hot Cocoa, Chocolate Banana Cream Pie, & NESQUIK Neapolitan Pound Cake just to name a few.
It’s great to see such benevolence and concern for my health from this fine corporation. I suppose the best thing to do now is buy as many of their products as possible and encourage my family to do likewise. After all, they clearly care about you AND your children.
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